There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
Carey Elwes as
Robin Wright as
I will never love again.
Mandy Patinkin as
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
André Roussimoff as
Anybody want a peanut?
Billy Crystal as
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Miracle Max the Wizard
Carol Kane as
I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
Valerie the Wizard's Wife
Wallace Shawn as
Chris Sarandon as
But first things first. To the death!
Christopher Guest as
Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
Count Tyrone Rugen
Peter Cook as the
Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togever today. Mawage that bwessed awangement, that dweam within a dweam.
The Impressive Clergyman
Peter Falk as the
Keep your shirt on, let me read.
Fred Savage as the
Are you tryin' to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?